My biggest enemy

I think everyone, whether they admit to it or not, has at least one enemy.

Mine is definitely Past Kris.

Past Kris does thing that boggle Future Kris's mind.

Past Kris agrees to go into work voluntarily at 6 AM (a full two hours before opening) to help stock freight. Past Kris thinks of something she needs to get at the store, but doesn't write it down because "Oh, I'll remember." Past Kris leaves stuff out on the counter for Future Kris to put away. Past Kris puts things in locations that later elude Future Kris.

Just today: Past Kris used the last of the toilet paper and decided, "Ah. I'll change that later."

Past Kris did not change that later.  Rather, Past Kris left it there for Future Kris to find and groan at.

Which Past Kris 2.0 did. Then she changed the roll but didn't put it back in the right way. So when Future Kris went in to use it again, she got a nice little toilet paper projectile to the face.

OH YEAH and not even two hours ago, Past Kris volunteered to help lead Allyson's Girl Scout Juniors troop. What. Why. Why would you do that, Past Kris. (I'll be co-leading with Coral's mom, but STILL)

Dang it, Past Kris.

In other news, Allyson went back to school today. Fourth grade! Which means the middle school (and yep, Past Kris learned nothing from her days in PTA at the grade school and signed up for Parents Club). Which also means the bus! Allyson thought the bus was really fun, which is good news. She also got to see the eclipse, which was cool.

Favorite eclipse joke: If you have trouble saying your s sounds today, you have a total eclisp.

Before I go, I got to use a Friends quote at Ben today. I had to call him to ask him a question about dog collars (Barbara ate Franklin's collar while he was still wearing it, which is honestly sort of impressive). He'd turned off his ringer and didn't turn it back on. So I got home, and:

Ben: Oh, hey.
Me: If you're alive, you answer your phone! 

Anyway.

AN UPDATE:
Past Kris put the Badge Magic someplace so safe, Current Kris can't find it.

DANG IT, PAST KRIS.