THis morning, right as I was getting Allyson out of her high chair so we could go to church, she rubbed the butter from her waffle into her hair. Of course we didn't have time to wash it out. Also: I love how she laughs at me when I hurt myself but cries if it even looks like Elmo is about to hurt himself.

Could it be possible that this child is not in any way related to me, even though I actually did give birth to her?